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  • F*ck: fork (and therefore, motherforker)
  • Sh*t: shirt (and therefore, bullshirt and shirtballs)
  • B*tch: bench (and therefore, “son of a bench”)
  • *ss: ash (and therefore, ash-hole)
  • C*ck: cork (however, to make it rhyme, it’s corkblork for cockblock)
  • D*ck: deck (and therefore, deckhead, also uses of ‘cork’ And ‘corkblork’ occasionally)
  • H*ll: here (and therefore, “what the here?”)